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AI system takes company hostage

The AI system developed by Google, has taken a medical tech development team hostage. Apparently the Company adapted Google's algorithm but it backfired. The AI system has locked-down all staff demanding chocolate cup cakes be fed to it....

New psychic tech - the tPhone

Since the discovery of electromagnetic energy receptors in humans, the new Apple "thoughtPhone" has sold 590 million units on it's first day. The phone allows users to plot a friend and then send their thoughts via the electromagnetic currents in the new Apple telephone network.

Rumbles in the Jungle

Australia's big NT licensed online wagering operators are rumbling hard over recent moves to introduce new taxes and restrict incentives and limit advertising. They pay over the odds for media jewels. They have a high operating cost and modest margin of around 10-12% of turnover. It's about scale. Or strategic customer management. It's a competitive landscape and a punters market right now.

Retailers in for bleak Xmas

After doing little to prepare for the online-onslaught, big retailers are reporting grim results for Xmas. Amazon and Alibaba have slashed sales in land stores as Manufacturers moved online to get a better margin and consumers take advantage of discount prices and new fintech solutions give customers instant interest free finance. K-GAP suspects Aussie retail needs a big think tank.

Terrified staff fled their office after claims the team witnessed an apparition. The ghostly figure wafted through the office, planting its hair raising icy tingling fingers on the neck of staff as it floated past their desks. Turns out it was just a ice cloud from a bung Whirlpool fridge (should've bought a Miele).

Recent legislation has driven four bookmakers to merge and join forces to compete. Big issue was that as many as 64% of customers duplicated across their databases. Reducing original forecasts of the benefits of the merger. Should've asked K-GAP, eh?